A memory foam mattress probably wishes it could forget a lot of things

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A memory foam never forgets.

dr_fop

Why are we assuming a mattress would be bothered by people having sex? Maybe the sentient mattress is proud of its role in couples reproducing?

LevelStudent

pepperidge farm remembers…

alexfedp26

The horror

too_con

A memory foam mattress gets back in shape. It has that advantage over me.

ElTuxedoMex