A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar.

A nurse, a doctor, and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. The nurse sits down at the bar and says, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary!” The doctor sits next to her and says, “Give me a rum and coke!” The anti-vaxver says, “No shots for me.” She then collapses and dies from polio.

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I think this could be improved with: ‟I will have a shot of whiskey” ‟I will have a shot of tequila” As it leads the reader/listener’s mind in the wrong direction. That and/or The anti-vaxxer says,‟no shots for me” then dies from polio.

nlcook

Would be funnier if the other two drinks were actually shots. Like Kamikaze, B-52 etc.

Zachsyd

A nurse, a doctor and an Anti-Vaxxer walk into a bar. The nurse headbutts the bar accidentally. The doctor recommends treatment to keep the swelling down. The anti-vaxxer repeatedly slams their head into the bar as proof of building natural immunity

Firehawk894

Ok, but can we make our antivaxer jokes actually funny?

ieathairpussy

This joke would have been actually funny if you would have done what the one guy said and had the nurses and doc get shots of something. Makes zero sense this way. Wouldn’t even consider it a joke really.

piankiller