A politicians promise

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were. ”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.” On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem. “Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”

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Lucky, the politician was going to have the hospital bulldozed and rebuilt in a town with two doctors but only one hospital.

iambluest

In all my 50 years of using Reddit I think this was the first original(ish) joke I’ve ever read! Well done OP!

instantchange

Bruh I’m dumb Can someone explain?

mrok09

I thought the title alone was going to be the joke, but this is even better! Well done.

DoonFoosher

And then the politician opened his phone again, spoke on it for 5 minutes and proceeded to tell the villagers that they will have the best cell phone towers and the most beautiful signal coverage, at once, or within a soon-ish time period, definitely very, very soon. And then he told the villagers how they don’t have coverage is due to all the liberals and his oppositions’ fault and also immigrants taking away all the signals. And the whole village decided to vote for him come next election because screw those libs and immigrants, it’s all their fault.

skolioban