Austria: man fined for farting ‘with full intent’ at police

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Did he fart in their general direction?

Starlifter4

Intent of *what*?

Elevenst

He got up from a park bench, looked at officers and *“let go a massive intestinal wind apparently with full intent”,* they said. lolz

screwedcitizenz

I once farted with full intent back in 2010 at a black Friday sale in Walmart. People were so close they were breathing down my neck so I just let one loose to get everyone to back off. My strategy worked.

01110001010

Full intent? At least he didn’t do a half-assed job.

Smelvidar