Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.

It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.  Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.  Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night.  She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.  I approached her and said, “Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” “Could you jack off for now?” she says. “I feel like shit. If you can wait, I’ll do you at lunchtime.” ……  I had to let Jack go. 

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What a good corporate citizen.

gath_centar

I thought you never let go of jack

antisblij

Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off. The foreman cried “I can’t decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off.”

Dadd_io

WHAT! is this OC? Do you know what subreddit this is sir

foolmeoncestrikeone

I hope you took of Debra before you laid her.

VestigialHead