It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
I approached her and said, “Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
“Could you jack off for now?” she says. “I feel like shit. If you can wait, I’ll do you at lunchtime.”
I had to let Jack go. Show Top Comments
What a good corporate citizen.gath_centar
I thought you never let go of jackantisblij
Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off. The foreman cried “I can’t decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off.”Dadd_io
WHAT! is this OC? Do you know what subreddit this is sirfoolmeoncestrikeone
I hope you took of Debra before you laid her.VestigialHead