Call a girl beautiful 1000 times, and she won’t think twice…

Call a girl fat once and she’ll always remember. Because elephants never forget

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Build a thousand bridges and suck one dick and you are a dick-sucker not a bridge-builder.


I have the memory of an elephant. I once saw an elephant at the zoo.


The only B word you should ever use to describe a woman is beautiful. – Bitches love being called beautiful.


I must be an elephant because I still remember the last two times this joke was posted.


It’s a bit like that guy what fucked an ostrich.