Coronavirus: Petition calls on UK to declare war on New Zealand ‘then immediately surrender’

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Entire world declares war on New Zealand, promptly surrenders. New Zealand: WTF!

tyderian25

Dear NZ, we thought of this first. Love, Australia. PS we surrender in advance.

SultanofShit

They will just keep Wales. Funny accent on the English language, vibrant native culture, mountains, rain, sheep. It’s clearly NZ territory.

Teh_Mongoose

See. People in this country do have a brilliant sense of humour. Can’t fault them! 😂

TheSuspiciousKoala

Germany also handled Covid really well and Dr. Merkel speaks impeccable English, just saying…

eldelshell