Diego the tortoise, father to hundreds and saviour of his species, finally retires

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Doctors hate him, men want to be him.

bathtubdeer

I went to the zoo for the first time this summer in what must have been over 15 years. As I walked in the first little exhibit had a crowd of people around it watch two tortoises having sex. It was so grotesque and slow, the look on their faces was joyless. Yet I couldnt stop watching

CeeArthur

Sllllow and steady, saved his race.

imahik3r

Finally cashing in on his pension.

bathtubdeer

Uhhh.. did anyone ask him if he WANTED to retire?

ryda42