I scared the mailman today by coming to the door naked.

I don’t know what terrified him more, the fact that I was naked or that I knew where he lived.

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Looks like *you* had a package for *him* this time

keter997

Mailman: * stamps return to sender sticker* *closes door*

Introvertedpanic

Or maybe that you came all over his door

mattarnold1994

Are you still getting your mail? (I am reposting the comment I made to this repost)

nlcook

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