I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table.

I said, “Nice legs.” The girl giggled and said with a smile, “Do you really think so.” I said “Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now.”

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I overheard two large women at the club speaking in an unfamiliar accent. So I went over and said, “What a charming accent! Are you two ladies from Ireland?” The women were offended and scoffed, “You idiot, it’s Wales obviously!” – “I’m terribly sorry! So, are you two whales from Ireland?”

TooShiftyForYou

Ah yes..fat people…the last group you can openly mock

PoorPauper

She never left the house again

mididry

/r/boomerhumor

mrmarsh25

Sorry sir, I’m gonna have to call 911 cuz you just murdered someone.

luciphanticus