If I had a dollar for every woman who’s seen me naked…

…I could pay that fine I got for indecent exposure.

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Take it to small claims court

ReubenZWeiner

Poor guy.

Zinalaki

After being self-conscious for years, I finally got naked in front of a woman for the first time. – She said, “I’ve never seen someone with two belly buttons before.”

TooShiftyForYou

same!

ReznovTheGreat

That was so bad and good at same time. I just have to save this one for later

lookinlucksy