Jared ended his subway career the same way he started it

Trying to get into smaller pants.

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He went from having a mild cholesterol problem to a *child molesterol* problem

vvosad

At least in jail he doesn’t have to pay $5 for his footlong anymore.

Lizzsterfarian

I’m gonna need you to come with me Mr. Peter File.

djpeezy

He started his prison career the same way his subway career ended, downing footlongs.

DRHaze82

He is in prison enjoying his 12″ sub every day

Slymood