Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves.

Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.

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A man and his dog are playing chess in the park. A woman walks by and says, “Oh my goodness, your dog can play chess?! That’s amazing! What a brilliant dog!” – The man says, “Pffft. He’s hardly brilliant. I’ve won 4 of the last 5 matches.”

TooShiftyForYou

I can beat the world champion chess player in just one move. All that high tech artificial intelligence can’t do jack shit if you unplug the chord.

SmegmaOnDemand

6 Moves PepeLaugh

DaPurpleTurtle2

My computer may be able to beat me at chess, but I can still beat it at kick boxing.

Retsam19

>in ~~less~~ *fewer* than 5 moves. 🤓

MrQuickLine