Nudist pensioner questions whether he’s really naked if he wears face mask

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TIL: in olden tymes, pirates used to wear a patch over one ball so that when they’d go below decks, the other testicle was already adjusted to the dark.

zomboromcom

Valid question imho

kaefers

He’s wearing glasses so he’s not naked anyway

YouHaveFunWithThat

According to my neighbors, yes. Not my fault curtains are so expensive.

TaylorSwiftsClitoris

Depends on where he puts it…?

Pandamoney