On a cold winter’s morning

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.” Wife texts back 5 minutes later: “Computer is really screwed up now.”

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This is actually the solution to a riddle. “Advice meant for a car spelled ruin for a computer. What was the advice?”

Peterisaweseome

That was clever a lot of clever shit on here, do you guys just make this shit up? (It might sound mean but it’s a compliment)

tonyb0n1xxa

that’s the moment he knew ……………………………………… he F^CKED UP

festech

If wife text: “Windows frozen, won’t open.” I text back: “Don’t open, cold outside.”

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