People from our generation will most likely celebrate “nice 69th” birthday parties

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69 has been a funny sex number for decades. It’s not unique to our generation.


In that vein, I aspire to live long enough to celebrate my 80th birthday wearing a pirate costume and taking every opportunity to say ‘Aye, Matey!’




Most 69 yr olds getting laid are fucking people close to their age. Nobody wants to see 69 year old junk that close to their face. Also, how many people still give a shit about 69ing after the second or third time they try it?


I highly doubt this will still be popular/funny/memeworthy in about 30-40 years.