“Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old man. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothing,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you don’t have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!” “Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “Eighty is the worst age of all.” “Do you have trouble peeing, too?” asked the 60-year-old. “No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.” “So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?” asked the 70-year-old man. “No, I have one every morning at 6:30.” Exasperated, they both ask: “You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so bad about being 80?” “I don’t wake up until 7:00.”

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I think this joke needs to be updated to 70, 80, 90. 60’s not too old anymore… is it? Right? I am not old guys


How bad your age is depends on how well your excretory system works. Simple logic.


if he doesn’t wake up till 7:00 how does he know he pees at 6:00?


add 20


The old man bennetted his bed