What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Well, some people think its ‘R’, but that’s just a hurtful stereotype. Other people say that their true love is the ‘C’ which I can certainly understand… But I find that it’s actually the letter ‘P’, cause without it they’re just irate.

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This is the joke I always tell my nieces. They laugh like crazy every time. What’s a Pirate’s favorite letter? Aye (I)! Ye may think it be Arr (R)! But, nothing compares to their love of the Sea (C)! Then again, they’d be Irate at the loss of their P!


It’s P because it looks like R but it only has one leg!


Happy early cake day


Without P, they only have an eg leg.


Nope, all wrong. It’s a letter of marque.