While testing a newly installed computer, an Army officer asked the machine to predict the probability of World War Three and promptly received a one-word answer: “Yes.”

Annoyed at the lack of detail, the officer barked, “Yes, what?” Instantly the machine replied, “Yes, sir!”

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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private? Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high. Are you trying to squeeze an inch on me boy!

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MAGGOT

doc_hex

Sir, yes sir!

Johnny_Johnghost

Thought I was in twosentencehorror and he accidentally ordered a world war.

Nickoalas

Why would it reply with yes?

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