A college professor started to notice that Dave, one of his students, started gaining lots of female attention.

So, one day he asks Dave about his secret. Dave replies: “Well, before sex I simply whip out my willy and smack it against the bedside table, like a hammer. It numbs it up and makes me last longer”. Later that day, the professor gets home to his wife and finds her in the shower – a welcome opportunity for sex. So, he quickly undresses and starts banging his dick against the dresser, just before hearing his wife calling from the shower: “Dave, is that you?”.

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Dave’s not here man.

ryecrow

Damn

red_killer_jac

Even the wives know Dave!

Fulltergeist

Anybody noticed that LONG tag instead of NSFW

shukla365

A bj before does the job well too

henri1811