After crossing self-imposed threshold of COVID-19 cases, Quebec shifts the threshold

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Sadly, this doesn’t seem oniony. Every government and company I’ve heard of does this. If a company doesn’t hit a target, they just change it. If a government exceeds a spending limit, it just moves it.

ziapelta

“I have altered the threshold, pray I do not alter it further”

deltahalo241

Or could try the trump strategy and encourage less testing.

ChornWork2

This isn’t like The Onion this is just Quebec.

emij22

“Those cases didn’t speak French! We couldn’t count those smelly Anglophone cases!”

derleth