A guy asked his Scottish buddy how many sexual partners he’s had.

The Scottish guy started counting, and then fell asleep.

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Ewe, I get it now.

scienceofswag

A Scotsman walks into his bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, “Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.” The wife, lying in bed reading a book says, “If you weren’t such an idiot, you’d know that’s a sheep not a cow.” – The man turns to the sheep and chuckles, “She thinks I’m talking to her.”

TooShiftyForYou

Should this not be “welsh buddy” ?

Diabietoboy

Everyone gets it wrong it’s WELSH people that shag sheep

jackibhoy

Welsh is the stereotype not Scottish

Bum-Sniffer