A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table. His wife asks, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” says the wife. “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

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Good one

illdude41

I’ve heard this joke but with the roles reversed. Wife talking about ex husband and current husband joking about celebrating for 10 years.

FemMephistopheles

So gender reversing old sexist jokes are the new thing now?

KnowledgeHungryhen

/r/arethestraightsok

PoisoNFacecamO

This is just gender swapped boomer humor. Wife bad? No. Husband bad.

ZedTT