Bed frame designers have to account for the force generated by fucking.

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and fat people

OtmfP

They test it with three jumping monkeys. A good bed frame would still be intact after all three monkeys are dead

just-a-melon

And they do a terrible job my wife and I are onto our 4th bedframe. Each one has broken during sex and we’re not even heavy people. We each weigh about 150lb.

stopfelnolm

My aunt made a bed frame, which eventually became my and my then-girlfriend (now wife) ‘s bed. It had a bookcase built in as a headboard, though that was not connected to the frame itself. While going at it one night, we caused the headboard to shake so hard that the little trinkets we had put on top started to fall off. This was fun at first, until the heavy, solid acrylic block artwork we had up there fell off and onto my skull, point-first. I ignored it and kept going for about 10 seconds as adrenaline gave way to pain, before saying “nope! Done!”, and laying ovet to the side. The rest of the session became cuddles and nursing my poor noggin. tl:dr– Not all bedframe designers properly account for that force, no.

StillHateSmartPhones

Especially if I start doing my cock push-ups.

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