[NSFW] A woman is pregnant with triplets…

One day whilst out walking, she is caught in the middle of a shooting. She is rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery. When she wakes up the doctor tells her that all of her babies will live, however each one was hit by a bullet and they were unable to remove them. The woman eventually ends up giving birth to two healthy girls and a healthy boy. Many years later the first daughter approaches her mum and says, “mum, I was just having a wee and a bullet came out.” So the mother explains what happened. A few days later the second daughter approaches her mum and says, “mum, I was just having a wee and a bullet came out.” Again, the mother explains what happened. Another few days passed until her son came running down the stairs panicking. “What’s the matter asked the mum?” The son screamed, “I was just having a wank and I shot the dog.”

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this made me haha ^but ^imagine ^telling ^your ^mom ^that ^you ^masturbate, ^big ^no ^no ^for ^boys

ChickenEaterOfficial

Mom: Why was our dog shot in the asshole?

YashistheNightfury

Hate when that happens. I’m on my fifth dog.

OyeChico

A woman had triplets. She called them Tom, Todd and Tatt. Trouble was – there was no tit for Tatt!

shadow125

This is a repost but it’s still really good

scythe-volta