Pizza goes against everything we learned in Kindergarten… it is made into a circle, put in a square box, and eaten as a triangle.

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Wait, did they teach you in kindergarden that you’re not allowed to mix shapes? That seems weird.

Symre

Omg, once again. This is the opposite of an original thought, idk man, it’s true, but idk

AxialGem

OMG I remember that lesson too! “These are the shapes and they must never touch or interact in any way.” Then you had to build the house out of the cut out pieces of construction paper, which was unfortunately impossible since you couldn’t put the triangle roof on the square house and god forbid you put the circle window anywhere on that, so everyone just turned in a neatly stacked arrangement of piles of the same shapes strictly not touching any other shapes. Good times.

kazroth27

Square pizza is pretty common in my area actually.

LysergicMerlin

All shapes matter

kimthealan101