When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

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Circle of life. The lion king was right.

charlie_beans

Because while personalities can change, there are a couple of things you can rely upon.

Waitsfornoone

Alternative version: > When I was 13 I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. > Now I’m 43 and I’m half-way there, I just need the girlfriend…

xanthraxoid

Advice to men for a happy life: You should find a woman that helps you with cleaning around the house and managing chores. You should find a woman that is a good cook. You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with. You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you. Finally, the most important thing: – Under no circumstances should these 4 women ever meet.

TooShiftyForYou

You should do what I do and get an imaginary girlfriend.

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