I bought a world map for my wife, and gave her a dart. I said, “Where ever this lands, that’s where I am taking you after this pandemic is over.”

Turns out we are spending two weeks behind the fridge.

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She hit the wall, it bounced and landed in the trash. I said: “It looks like we’re staying at you sister’s place.”

lokisin269

I thought it was going to say “What the hell is a ‘Marianas Trench?”

AE_WILLIAMS

Hmm…North Korea. Couldn’t have aimed a _little_ lower?

feckincrass

So now we’re at the Hospital.

ForgeTheGods

Won’t lie…this made me chuckle.

strangelove4791