What do you call a redheaded gentleman from a long line of redheads?

A ginger bred man.

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible,” says the doctor, “Show me.” The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more pain. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, “You’re not really a redhead, are you? “Well, no,” she said, “I’m actually a blonde.” – “I thought so,” the doctor said. “Your finger is broken.”

TooShiftyForYou

And what do you call one of them if they ghost you?

DuckyFacePvP

Silly. Lol

Jolly_radjur114

Red hair, lots of them… must be a Weasley

barry922

A company is hiring a new assistant and the manager has only three candidates left to interview. A brunette, a redhead and a blonde. The manager calls in the redhead and they sit down for the interview. Everything is going well and as he is about to finish the interview he asks the redhead: -“Just one last question that I want to ask, how many ‘N’ are there in ‘Batman’?” -“What a weird question!” The redhead replies. “Well, there is only one.” She says, still puzzled over the question. -“Well thank you very much, we will be in touch.” And the interview is over. The manager calls in the penultimate candidate, the brunette. Everything is going well, but as he is about to finish the interview he asks the same question the brunette: -“Just one last question that I want to ask, how many ‘N’ are there in ‘Batman’?” -“Hmm, that’s a strange question to ask, but there is only one ‘N’ in Batman.” The manager replies: “Well thank you very much, we will be in touch.” And the interview is over. As the day is coming to a close the manager only has one candidate left and the it’s a close call between all of the interviewees. He calls in the blonde which is a stunning looking woman. The interview is going well and the manager thinks he has found his new secretary in the last interview of the day. As the interview is drawing to a close he tells the blonde: “You know what, I think you would be a great addition to this company, but I have one last question that I have asked all the other candidates. Just a formality really, something we do to see how people react.” The blonde looks confident: “Sure, go on!” -“How many ‘N’ are there in ‘Batman’?” The blonde immediately looks concentrated and starts counting on her fingers. The manager looks puzzled as the blonde is sitting silently mouthing and counting over and over on her fingers. After a good minute the blonde looks up with a smile and says: “17!” The manager that was so sure he had found a new assistant is still puzzled, curiously he asks the blonde: “How on earth do you figure there are 17 ‘N’s in ‘Batman’?” The blonde replies: “I think I counted right: >!spoiler’NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN!’!<

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