A stripper got fired for telling me who to vote for

Apparently pole workers can’t do that

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A man was at the grocery store when he suddenly notices an attractive woman waving at him. She smiles and says hello. The man is puzzled and can’t recall where he knows her from. He says, “Do you know me?” The woman replies, “You’re the father of one of my kids.” The man’s mind is racing and he goes back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife. He says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a wet cucumber?” – She pauses and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s elementary teacher.”

TooShiftyForYou

After the Second World War, Warsaw sent out a census to every country in the world, trying to account for their scattered population. It was a pole to pole Pole poll.

YouNeedAnne

Hah thats great

italianpizzapie_69

Nice joke. However poll workers don’t get fired. They have to go to court because they would have committed a crime.

9998000

Isn’t that true for any erection worker?

sonofed