>The famous London Zoo has turned down The Office creator’s request because *he’d be a bit too “gristly”.* Holy shit, that’s more awesome than if they granted his wish. I love Ricky’s comedy and, apparently, so does the zoo.
Clever_display_name
In the 1800s (I think – may have been earlier) you were granted free entry to London Zoo if you bought a dog along to feed to the lions.
HeartyBeast
One Lion tearing apart Ricky Gervais turns to another and says: “Hmm…does this taste funny to you?”
NoCommentJerk
Don’t worry Ricky, that was our wish too. (OK, not really. Rabid squirrels were all we could get ahold of)
Delini
I’ve a huge fire ant colony in my yard if that’s any help.
superdupermensch