Ricky Gervais denied dying wish to be torn apart by lions at London Zoo

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>The famous London Zoo has turned down The Office creator’s request because *he’d be a bit too “gristly”.* Holy shit, that’s more awesome than if they granted his wish. I love Ricky’s comedy and, apparently, so does the zoo.

Clever_display_name

In the 1800s (I think – may have been earlier) you were granted free entry to London Zoo if you bought a dog along to feed to the lions.

HeartyBeast

One Lion tearing apart Ricky Gervais turns to another and says: “Hmm…does this taste funny to you?”

NoCommentJerk

Don’t worry Ricky, that was our wish too.   (OK, not really. Rabid squirrels were all we could get ahold of)

Delini

I’ve a huge fire ant colony in my yard if that’s any help.

superdupermensch