A couple goes to a sex therapist…

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have sex?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have sex,” and charged them $50. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave. Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?” “We’re not trying to find out anything,” the husband replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house. I’m married and we can’t go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50…and I get $43 back from our healthcare rebate.

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Ha! That’s crazy! Who would believe you could get a $43 healthcare rebate on a $50 “session”?


My girlfriend said I was overly obsessed with sex and needed to see a sex therapist. – So I went but after an hour with all talk and no action, I realized she was just a regular therapist.


The Doctor’s patients has finally run out with these two.


All of a sudden they are 78yo now. All previous versions of this joke they were just a couple. Does it matter that the sum of digits of number 69 is the same as of 78?


I read the title as “A therapist goes to a sex couple” and had to double check.