Aliens arrive and notify us that Earth is doomed but that they can take 1 million people to a new planet. They place YOU in charge of deciding who gets to go. How do you pick the million?

“Hey guys welcome back, hoping to reach that 1 million subscriber count by the end of the week, with a big surprise for my followers!” EDIT: well shit guess it works. Woke up to more upvotes than the post itself lol.

Plazmarazmataz

Me, my homies and the rest just hot chicks

Fisto-the-sex-robot

I don’t trust them. I point them in the direction of all the people/groups I see ruining the planet and them take them away.

_Tabor_

Battle Royale

migud6

damn all these comments really finna leave me behind just bc I’m not an attractive female

_red_roof_