My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens.

He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.

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He must’ve been in dire straits before the money came.

kengeandcarboy

True story: back in 2001 I got laid off and had to call an unemployment hotline. They put me on hold and the song playing was Money For Nothing.

Palpadude

Now that ain’t workin’ that’s the way you do it Lemme tell ya that guy ain’t dumb

CrediblyHandsome

I want my MTV

Jokkmaster

Take my gold, you son of a bitch.

TheToastyWesterosi