My scientist wife decided to test the hypothesis that more sex would improve our marriage. It’s already been a week, and I’ve concluded…

that I’m in the control group.

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Oooof

Phoenix13kk

The placebo arm however is showing statistically significant results, at least with the right hand.

bibimbapski

Bad break for you, probably just due to random ordering.. Maybe next week?

Waitsfornoone

Just cause you’re in the control group doesn’t mean she is. Edit: r/woooosh on myself

SheriffHeckTate

My upvote. Take it.

Scizorspoons