Ralph is driving home one evening, when he suddenly realizes that it’s his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?

In a condescending manner, she says, “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00.” Ralph asks, “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?” “That’s obvious,” the saleslady says. “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…”

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Don’t worry I hear Ken meets a fella called ryu and successfully takes up street fighting to deal with the emotional baggage


Jokes on me. When I read: “How much is that Barbie in the window?” I expected the next line to be: “I do hope that Barbie’s for sale.”


Thank god Barbie didn’t get pregnant.Ken comes in a different box.


this is a good joke haha


..but no longer comes with Ken’s (he doesn’t have one anyway) dick.