It would have been so easy for the onion to have put a in Weekend at Bernie’s reference in this article.
MancombQSeepgood
Am I the only one who think The Onion should just take a vacation for the next two weeks?
robot65536
Great. Four more years of ‘old’ jokes.
core_al
Why are people crying in the comments
King-Key
Wow this is wicked, as we’re checking the news every hour to see what shoe is going to drop next. Bless you, Onion, you sick bastards.
astral-dwarf