Reluctant Democrats Holding Off On Revealing Biden Died Of Heart Attack 6 Days Ago

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It would have been so easy for the onion to have put a in Weekend at Bernie’s reference in this article.

MancombQSeepgood

Am I the only one who think The Onion should just take a vacation for the next two weeks?

robot65536

Great. Four more years of ‘old’ jokes.

core_al

Why are people crying in the comments

King-Key

Wow this is wicked, as we’re checking the news every hour to see what shoe is going to drop next. Bless you, Onion, you sick bastards.

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