Reluctant Democrats Holding Off On Revealing Biden Died Of Heart Attack 6 Days Ago

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It would have been so easy for the onion to have put a in Weekend at Bernie’s reference in this article.


Am I the only one who think The Onion should just take a vacation for the next two weeks?


Great. Four more years of ‘old’ jokes.


Why are people crying in the comments


Wow this is wicked, as we’re checking the news every hour to see what shoe is going to drop next. Bless you, Onion, you sick bastards.