Three women die and go to heaven

There are ducks everywhere on the ground and floors. St. Peter tells them: “This is Heaven, you can do anything you like, as long as you don’t step on a duck. If you step on a duck, you will be punished.” The first woman tries very carefully to not step on a duck, but slips up and accidentally steps on one. St. Peter ties her up to a decaying stinky old man who coughs and sneezes all the time. He says to her: “This will be your punishment for an eternity for stepping on a duck.” The second woman goes a few days without stepping on a duck, but one morning she wakes up, gets out of bed, and accidentally steps on one. St. Peter ties her up to a disgusting old woman who is covered in warts and pus and complains all the time. He says to her: “This will be your punishment for an eternity for stepping on a duck.” The third woman saw this and became very careful. She stopped walking altogether and started gliding her feet everywhere. And few hundred years went by and she still hasn’t stepped on a duck. St. Peter ties her up to a gorgeous young man for an eternity. The woman is elated and says to the young man: “I wonder what I’ve done to be tied up to you for the rest of eternity!” The man replies: “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”

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That’s pretty ducked up.

motobuddha

I heard a different version of this when I was younger… Three women die and meet St. Peter. He shows them three doors and tell them behind them are their partners for eternity. The first woman opens a door and sees the fattest, ugliest man ever. “Susan, because you judged others endlessly while you were alive, you are destined to live with this man for all eternity” The second woman opens the next door and out comes the smelliest man ever. “Julia, because you cared more about yourself than others while you were alive, you are destined to live with this man for all eternity” The third woman opens the final door and finds the most attractive man the world has ever known. “Jason, because you were a bad person while you were alive, you are destined to live with this woman for all eternity”

PrideOfPR7

Why are there ducks everywhere? As far as I know, most ducks are rapists and would not get into heaven.

Teh3ggM4n

Lol damn 🤣

Jay_1713

How is this heaven for the humans? Or for the ducks?

Waitsfornoone