A Jewish man sends his son to Israel

A Jewish man sends his son to Israel to live there for a while. Eventually he returns home and he is now a Christian. The man finds this odd so he mentions it to his friend. The friend listens, thinks for a moment and says “That’s odd. I sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian.” So the two of them went to see the Rabbi. They told the Rabbi the story of how they had both sent their sons to Israel as Jews, and how both sons had returned as Christian’s. The Rabbi listened, thought for a minute and then said “That’s odd. I also sent my son to Israel as a Jew and he returned as a Christian. So the three of them decide to go to Israel to find out what’s going on over there. They arrive and go straight to the Western Wall to pray. They explain to God all about how they sent their sons to Israel as Jews and how they all returned as Christians. There is a long silence, and then God begins to speak saying, “That’s odd I sent . . .”

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Two older Jewish men walked by a Catholic Church with a sign in front that said “Convert today and get $100.” The first man turned to the second and said, “$100?!? I’m going in!” and walked into the church, leaving his friend to wait for him outside. When the first man came back out, the second asked, “OK, so now you’re Catholic but did you at least get the $100?” – The first man gave him a look and said, “It’s always about the money with you people.”

TooShiftyForYou

Hope you like it

owo12dog

A priest and a rabbi happen to sit next to each other on a plane. After a while, the priest leans over to the rabbi and asks if his faith still requires that he doesn’t eat pork. The rabbi says yes it does. The priest asks the rabbi if he has ever fallen to the temptation of eating pork and the rabbi nods and says yes, regretfully there was a time that I ate a ham sandwich. A while later the rabbi leans over to the priest and asks if his faith still requires him to be celibate. The priest nods and says yes it does. The rabbi asks the priest if he has ever fallen into the temptation of his sexual desires. The priest says shamefully, there was a time that I fell to my temptations. They sit quietly for a minute before the rabbi responds… sure beats a ham sandwich.

PostalveolarDrift230

Great joke , but I kinda wanna know why they all became Christian

finndestroyer2

Jesus, this joke ~~israel~~ is real. Nice one mate.

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