My crush told me that I’m pretty.

Well, the whole sentence was “you’re pretty annoying”, but I focus only on the positive things.

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I told my crush she’s pretty ugly. I’m an oxymoron.

elee0228

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was unattractive, – eventually they would find me attractive.

TooShiftyForYou

Lady asks, Am I pretty or ugly? To which I replied, A little of both… pretty ugly.

Chavarlison

It’s 100% accurate if you’re rounding to the nearest adverb.

I_kwote_TheOffice

did you say “thank you bitch” to her? she also might focus only on the positive part

the_greatest_MF