First I am gonna ask that fucker what I picked last time.
heyitscory
My wallet always has too much money to close comfortably and is uncomfortable in my back pocket Edit: I never expected this kind of response to my comment. Thank you everyone for the upvotes, the awards, and the suggestions of looking for a new wallet and keeping it away from buttocks.
GuntersTag
I keep getting random calls about my car insurance despite not owning a car. Edit: Just woke up and holy shit thanks for all of the upvotes and awards.
lost-boyyy
Once a week, at a random time I will step in a small bit of unseen water while wearing my socks.
rhymes_with_chicken
The tag on the teabag always gets pulled into the cup.
GrammaticError