Damn Vikings get everywhere first.
Digimaniac123
That it’s a very expensive and elaborate prank.
TizzleDirt
That we fucked up Mars and so we came here on the Earth
Sara_El96
That the Soviets went to Mars in response to the US going to the moon, and weren’t going to go public with it until they were actually on mars so the US wouldn’t beat them. However, the lander crashed landing on Mars Edit: a word
w00tabaga
Matt Damon, just trying to grow some goddamned potatoes. A long time ago.
Instar5