If they found ancient human skeletal remains on mars , what would your first theory be?

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Damn Vikings get everywhere first.


That it’s a very expensive and elaborate prank.


That we fucked up Mars and so we came here on the Earth


That the Soviets went to Mars in response to the US going to the moon, and weren’t going to go public with it until they were actually on mars so the US wouldn’t beat them. However, the lander crashed landing on Mars Edit: a word


Matt Damon, just trying to grow some goddamned potatoes. A long time ago.