An Native American chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant

The first gave birth to a boy. The chief was so elated that he built her a teepee made of deer hide. A few days later, the second gave birth, also to a boy. The chief was very happy. He built her a teepee made of antelope hide. The third wife gave birth a few days later, but the chief kept the details a secret. He built this one a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred. Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. “Correct,” said the chief. “How did you figure it out?” The warrior answered, “It’s elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.”

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For everyone who does not understand: Pythagorean theorem. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

btcyschwerinde

I found out my wife’s native American name is “3 horse” after I married her. Nag, nag, nag.

theoriginalstarwars

Riddle me this: When were there hippopotami in North America?

Waitsfornoone

I hate that this made sense to be…have an upvote

Monkey2089

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