Chewie is short for Chewbacca

Chewie is short for Chewbacca Ani is short for Anakin Skywalker What is Luke short for? A stormtrooper

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Q: What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? A: Lukewarm.

munificent

Where does Chewbacca go to get confidential documents about his enemies? Wookieeleaks.

Waitsfornoone

My wife FINALLY agreed to a Star Wars role play in the bedroom… …The only catch was I had to be Obi Wan, because she always had a thing for Ewan McGregor. “Of course!” I said, and got to work putting together the sexiest Obi Wan costume I could. I even managed to find Glow in the Dark condoms so I could impress her with my “lightsaber”. The night finally came. Dressed in my Jedi robe I slowly opened the bedroom door. The room was dark. I could only barely make out my wife’s pale naked body, posed sensually on the bed. I slowly remove my robe, revealing the faint blue glow of my ‘lightsaber’ ‘Hello there,’ I say, in my best sexy Obi Wan accent ‘General Kenobi,’ she replied, as four other ‘Lightsabers’ appeared behind her

Jackrwood

Chewbacca is the ultimate professional. – He never makes Wookie mistakes.

TooShiftyForYou

Luke and darth Vader are dueling on the command bridge of the death star. The relentless to and fro is suddenly interrupted by Luke: “Dad, what is the point in all of this? Rebels, the empire, it’s all a big mess! Least of all for us, we’re family! Say, it’s not long until the holidays, how bout we put this awful business behind us and you, Leia and I spend Christmas together?” “Ksshhhhhh….. hcchhhhh…..kssshhhh…..” The sith lord considers as their lightsabers are still locked together. “Kshhhhhh….hcccchhh…. I accept.” Christmas rolls around and Luke and Leia are excited to gift their reconciled father his first christmas presents. Vader first picks up Leia’s gift. And without opening it exhales: “Kshhhhhhhhh….. hcccchhh….kashmir sweater” Confused, yet wanting to continue the effort to bring the family back together, Luke hands his estranged father his present. Again, Vader accepts the gift and as soon as his fingers touch the wrapping he exclaims: “Kshhhhhhhhh………hcccchhhh… Hair dryer” Luke, trying to hide his disappointment that this potential galaxy uniting day was in jeopardy asks with forced laughter: “Ha, Dad, how could you have possibly known?” “Kssshhhhhhh…… hcccchhhh….. kssshhhhgg…… hccccchhhh…… I felt your presents”

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