How would you be expelled from Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

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I’m diabetic. I’d be wheeled out in a body bag.

bolivar-shagnasty

I ask when we get to see where the Kit Kats are made.

mywifemademegetthis

eat Mr. Wonka when he said everything was edible in the room

InteractionKey7620

He would expel me for telling the Oompa Loompas to unionise

graeuk

Hand-to-neck combat with a golden-egg laying goose. I’ve fought greater Canada geese before, need to defend my goose-stretching title

modestlyaboveaverage