Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building

when the first man turns to the other and says “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window”. The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The second guy says, “What, are you nuts? There’s no way that could happen. “No, its true,” the first man says. “Let me prove it to you.” He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke.” “No, I’ll prove it again,” says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. “Well, why not.” the second guy says, “It works. I’ll try it.” He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT. Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, “You know Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk”.

Show Top Comments

You know who else was an asshole? The bartender. Motherfucekr knew the whole time and did not try to stop 2nd man. He is also a shitty businessman, letting your customer die a quick death like that.. Ya supposed to kill em slowly, over the course of several decades, with booze.

Wellfinalize868

Superman was at the bar because he lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme. It was his cryptonite.

elee0228

Homelander surely. He would do something like this and then jerk off on the corpse just because.

irykiryk

How many times is this gonna get reposted?

ImRuiningYourDay

I remember when I did this… Classic

SuperMan922001