What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you?

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I let my niece out of her car seat and said, “You’re free!” She responded, “No, I’m free and a half!” She was 3 1/2 years old


“I’m not supposed to tell, but the doctor said to my dad he’s fat.” – 5 year old cousin.


My 4 year old nephew asked me why there was a man in a field dressed in a horsey suit. He was looking at a horse.


During a lesson as a swim teacher Kid: So do you live here? Me: What do you mean? Kid: Once the lesson is over, do you like live in this pool?


-18 working at a boy scout camp during the summer. Store manager. Kid comes up (M 10?11?) and he points at his face “We have the same!” Me: “The same?” Him: “We have the same!” Me:”Same what?” Him:”Your teeth are messed up just like mine” Out of nowhere roasted by a child lmao Edit: Thanks for the award. He definitely did not mean it rudely, but how it came about was hilarious.