Adulting is being able to eat frosting straight from the tub but also knowing you shouldn’t, so you don’t.

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… So I should stop doing that?

Aradne

Being an adult is eating icecream for breakfast and nobody can stop you

forever_useless

As an adult I have eaten cookie dough until I spoiled my dinner and made myself sick.

thewickedbarnacle

I shouldn’t? Well fuck. That probably explains why my doctor is unhappy with me.

imakenosensetopeople

I like how I saw this the one night I let myself spray whipped cream straight into my mouth.

JennaFarce