An engineer dies

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn’t take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell. He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day, God calls Satan and says with a sneer: “So, how are things in Hell?” Satan replies: “Hey, things are going great. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators. And there’s no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.” “What!” God exclaims: “You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake — he should never have been sent to Hell… send him to me.” “Not a chance,” Satan replies: “I like having an engineer on the staff, and I’m keeping him!” God insists: “Send him back or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs uproariously and answers: “Yeah, right. And where are you going to get a lawyer?”

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I am an attorney, and I approve this message.


as a lawyer, I can confirm that His infernal majesty owns us all.


This is funny, but I am an engineer, and was hoping for a funny engineer joke, not a funny lawyer joke. I am a sad panda.


An engineer writes a program to repost this joke every week.


25 years of construction experience has led me to the conclusion that engineers are idiots, most have zero practical knowledge of how the materials actually function nor the experience in the field to realize how ridiculous their “looks good on paper” mentality is