Me: I’m getting a gun because of my fear if birds.

Therapist: I think you might be getting carried away. Me: NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT I’M NOT!!!

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Glocks for flocks

GSh-47

If birds, then what?

trendinginternetguy

*911* *911 operator* What’s your emergency *Caller* I’m running low on ammo I need backup *911 operator* WHATS HAPPENING!?!? *Caller* The birds are after me.. I might be getting carried away. *911 operator* I think you need a therapist.

I_like_RslashYT

I highly recommend not watching any Alfred Hitchcock movies then.

the_card_guy

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